“Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words,” said Melanie White.
Whether you are married or not, you may find yourself in a situation where you have no idea what to write on a Valentine’s Day card. For this occasion, I have collected some of the best Valentine’s Day quotes. Hopefully, you will find inspiration here and you will be able to make your sweetheart smile.
“Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”
“I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.”
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.”
“You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.”
“As a man in a relationship, you have two choices: You can be right, or you can be happy.”
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
“Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.”
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
“Only one thing is more important to me than you are. Oxygen.”
“Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips! But I keep the best part to myself.”
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
“If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?”
“Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.”
“Love is being stupid together.”
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“The great question which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy: her heart.
“You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you’re married to a couch that burps.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime, that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
“Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question. We’re married.”
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
“Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.”
“You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Happy Valentine’s Day!
